The Douche Journals

Schmidt Harper Collins

Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized. Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.

ISBN10 : 9780062238689 , ISBN13 : 006223868X

Page Number : 252

Know Your Schmidt

Alex Mitchell Independently Published

Welcome to Know Your Schmidt, a volume of 375 quiz questions (and, crucially, answers) about all seven seasons of New Girl. Within these pages, you'll find 25 individual New Girl quizzes - a mix of general knowledge and themed rounds dedicated to individual characters, quotes and more. There's plenty of fun to be had with this compendium of quizzes, a perfect gift for any fan of Jess, Schmidt, Nick, Cece, Winston, Coach and the rest of the New Girl family. So, if you're ready to prove who's got loft ambitions and avoid a penalty fine to the douchebag jar, let's get started...

ISBN10 : 9798732193480 , ISBN13 :

Page Number : 118

New Girl Coloring Quotes

Tv Coloring Books

New Girl Coloring Quotes: New Girl Themed Coloring Book - Contains 37 Unique Designs Modern designs and classic quotes will provide hours of fun and relaxation as you watch your favorite TV show. Full page designs are printed single side on white paper. Relax and relive your favorite scenes from the Loft or Nick's bar as you color these illustrations of your favorite New Girl quotes. Color in designs for classic quotes such as: "I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!" "Gave me cookie, got you cookie!" "All day" "Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside." "Are you White Fanging me?" This hilarious coloring book for adults features: 35 designs Each page is 8 1/2 by 11 inches Quotes from every main character including Coach, Nick Miller, Cece, Winston Bishop, Jessica Day, and Schmidt Beautiful and unique designs, no repeats High-resolution prints Single-side pages reduce the chance of bleed through. Also makes removal and display easy. Great gift idea or buy one for yourself!

ISBN10 : 9798693417663 , ISBN13 :

Page Number : 76

Genius Anxiety

Norman Lebrecht Scribner

This lively chronicle of the years 1847­–1947—the century when the Jewish people changed how we see the world—is “[a] thrilling and tragic history…especially good on the ironies and chain-reaction intimacies that make a people and a past” (The Wall Street Journal). In a hundred-year period, a handful of men and women changed the world. Many of them are well known—Marx, Freud, Proust, Einstein, Kafka. Others have vanished from collective memory despite their enduring importance in our daily lives. Without Karl Landsteiner, for instance, there would be no blood transfusions or major surgery. Without Paul Ehrlich, no chemotherapy. Without Siegfried Marcus, no motor car. Without Rosalind Franklin, genetic science would look very different. Without Fritz Haber, there would not be enough food to sustain life on earth. What do these visionaries have in common? They all had Jewish origins. They all had a gift for thinking in wholly original, even earth-shattering ways. In 1847, the Jewish people made up less than 0.25% of the world’s population, and yet they saw what others could not. How? Why? Norman Lebrecht has devoted half of his life to pondering and researching the mindset of the Jewish intellectuals, writers, scientists, and thinkers who turned the tides of history and shaped the world today as we know it. In Genius & Anxiety, Lebrecht begins with the Communist Manifesto in 1847 and ends in 1947, when Israel was founded. This robust, magnificent, beautifully designed volume is “an urgent and moving history” (The Spectator, UK) and a celebration of Jewish genius and contribution.

ISBN10 : 9781982134266 , ISBN13 : 1982134267

Page Number : 464